Ninja Sex Party – Cool Patrol Chords and Lyrics
Artist : Ninja Sex Party Song : Cool Patrol [Intro] : Am D G Yo Ninja Brian, you see that high schooler over there getting pushed around? Am D G This looks like a job for the Cool Patrol! [Verse 1] : Am D G Hey Kid! (Yo!) You're getting picked on in school Am D G The other boys! (Huh!)! They say you just ain't cool Am D G Well that's bullshit! (Yeah!!) We're gonna teach you the rules E Those motherfuckers ain't gonna bother you no more Am D G We are the bad boys (Oh!) from the tough side of town Am D G We are the Cool Patrol (Woo!) we'll turn your life around Am D G Those bullies (Aww Shit) their ass is done for now E We're gonna show you how! So fuckin' listen y'all! First… [Chorus] : G You put your hands in the air D And you jump off the ground Am C And then you take that funky butt and you shake it all around G D And lightly jog in place and then crank it up to a prance Am C This is the cool patrol dance [Verse 2] : G Now put your hands in your pockets D And take them right back out Am C Then spin around in a circle and make an animal sound (moo) G D Then glide into the sprinkler like you're gonna water the plants Am C This is the cool patrol dance Whee! [Bridge] : Am D G (x2) [Verse 2] : Am D G Motherfuckin' bullies better watch their ass Am D G You're sending all them shits a message there's a new king in class Am D G When they see you they're gonna freak out and piss their pants E They are your bitches! They are your bitches because... [Chorus] : G You put your hands in the air D And then stick out your rear end Am C And then you wiggle it real hard and you hug your closest friend G D And then you wildly remove your clothes and tearaway pants Am C This is the cool patrol dance [Verse 3] : G Now rub the peanut butter on you D From your head to your feet Am C And cover up your nudity with different cheeses and meats G D Then slap a camel because this could be your only chance Am C This is the cool patrol dance [Bridge] : G D Am C Cool Break! G D Am C (x3) [Chorus] : G You put your hands in the air D And grab a bird from the sky Am C And eat it whole so that you may absorb its power of flight G D Now you can also dive bomb fish because your vision's enhanced Am C This is the cool patrol dance [Verse 4] : G You're basically a superhero now D So throw some cars Am C Then rub your magnum thighs together and set fire to Mars G D Now harness all your sexy fury in a victory stance Am C This is the cool patrol dance!
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