Bo Burnham – Can’t Handle This

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Bo Burnham – Can’t Handle This Chords and Lyrics

Artist : Bo Burnham
Song : Can't Handle This

[Intro] : D F#m/C# Bm G (x2)

D 
Can I say my shit?
           F#m/C#
New York, Can I say my shit?
                         Bm
I've got lots of shit to say
                              G
I've got lots of shit to say (Ooh)

D
I can't fit my hand inside a Pringle can. I have a huge amount of trouble
         F#m/C#
Fitting my hand inside of a Pringle can, I can get my hand like four inches into the can
                    Bm
But then I have to tilt the can into my mouth
Bm
But then a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the can
G
So they all go spilling onto my face

                                           D
What I'm trying to say is the diameter of Pringle cans is way too small
D
I'll say it again
                    F#m/C#
The diameter of Pringle cans is way too small. Two radiuses of a Pringle can is way too small
Bm
If you feel me, put your hands up Come on!
Bm
If you feel me, put your hands up
G
Look at all these hands that are way too big to fit inside of Pringle cans
D
Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can. Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can
F#m/C#
You think you can, I know you can't, you think you can

F#m/C#
Pringles!
              Bm  
Listen to the people, I am sure ninety percent of the complaint letters you get
Bm
Are about the width of your cans
                 G
Just make them wider. I've overdone the Pringles thing, sorry

D 
I want to have a daughter 
D
Want to have a daughter

F#m/C#
So I can finally have someone around the house who can fit their hands in the Pringle can
                      Bm
Yes, I'm still on the Pringle cans thing! Yeah! I'll move on, alright?

G
But that is priority número uno
D
I don't go to the gym because I'm self-conscious about my body
F#m/C#
But I'm self-conscious about my body cause I don't go to the gym
                Bm 
Irony can be so painful
                G
That's a Catch-22 (Ooh!) Let's do this!
D
I went to Chipotle
D            
When at Chipotle
F#m/C#
Got myself a chicken burrito

Bm
I went down the line and I got all these ingredients and at the end of the line
                           G
The guy tried to wrap the burrito, but half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out
G
He still wrapped it
G
I was like, dude you should have warned me!
D
You're a burrito expert You should have told me halfway through!
                                                    F#m/C#
"Hey, man. You might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here"
F#m/C#
Do you think I want a messy burrito?
F#m/C#
No one wants a messy burrito
            Bm
The whole appeal of the burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained
Bm
Within the confines of the tortilla
G
I wouldn't have gotten half of the shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito! Alright? Look

                           D
I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
                           D
I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit
                           F#m/C#
I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit
F#m/C#
I wouldn't have got - Half of it
      Bm
Like, I'm okay with small mistakes
                                          G
If you've got no more chicken, I'll take pork
                                       A            D
But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork
                           D
I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
                           F#m/C#
I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit
                            F#m/C#
I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit. Man, I wouldn't have got half of it, like
Bm
Half of it, like
Bm
Half of it, like
Bm
Half of it, like
Bm                G
Half of it right now
    G
I think it's time I
  G
Think it's time, I think that we break it down

[Interlude] : D F#m/C# Bm G

D
I can sit here and pretend like my biggest problems are
               F#m/C#
Pringle cans, and burritos
                                    Bm
The truth is, my biggest problem's you
Bm
I want to please you
Bm
But I want to stay true to myself
G
I want to give you the night out that you deserve
G
But I want to say what I think
G
And not care what you think about it

D
Part of me loves you
D
Part of me hates you
F#m/C#
Part of me needs you
F#m/C#
Part of me fears you
Bm
And I don't think that I can handle this right now
Bm                 G
Handle this right now
G
I don't think that I can handle this right now
D
I don't think that I can handle this right now
D
I don't think that I can handle this right now
F#m/C#
I don't think that I can handle this right now
F#m/C#
Look at them, they're just staring at me
        Bm                                                              G                          
Like, "come and watch the skinny kid with a steadily declining mental health
      G
And laugh as he attempts
                      A           D
To give you what he cannot give himself

D
I don't think that I can handle this right now
D
I don't think that I can handle this right now
F#m/C#
They don't even know the half of this right now
F#m/C#
They don't even know the half of it
Bm
But I know I'm not a doctor
                                G
I'm a pussy, I put on a silly show
                                             A
So I should probably just shut up and do my job
D
So here I go

D
I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
                          F#m/C#
I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit
                         F#m/C#
I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit
F#m/C#
I wouldn't have got half
Bm
You can tell them anything if
Bm                                G
You just make it funny, make it rhyme
              G
And if they still don't understand you
          G               D
Then you run it one more time

D
I don't think that I can handle this right now (Haa!)
                   F#m/C#
Handle this right (Hoo!)
F#m/C#
Handle this right
                                           Bm
You don't even know the half of this right now
Bm
Right now (Haa!)
G
Handle this right now
G
Handle this right
G                  D
Handle this right now

Thank you, good night!
   
I hope you're happy
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Bo Burnham – Straight White Male

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Lyrics and Chords Bo Burnham – Straight White Male

Artist : Bo Burnham
Song : Straight White Male

[Intro] : D  Bm  A  G
          D  Bm  A  G  Gm

[Verse 1] :
D        Bm              A         G
Walking around, I've got no one to talk to
D           Bm           A          G
There's everyone, and then there's just me
D          Bm                A              G
If I could change, don't you think that I'd do it
D        Bm            A          G
God only knows why he cursed me to be
  Gm
a straight white male

[Bridge] :
Bm
I state my problems
      F#               G
other people roll their eyes
Bm
Three trips to the mall
         F#         G
and zero khakis in my size
Bm
I've never been the victim
      F#               G
of a random search for drugs
    D                 Bm
But you can't say my life is easy
 G                    A          D
until you've walked a mile in my UGGs

[Chorus] :
G        A     D                G          A       D
Straight white male, I know the road looks tough ahead
F#
The women want rights
    Bm         G
The gays want kids
Gm
Can't you just leave us alone?
And also, no, to the things you asked for

D  Bm  A  G
D  Bm  A  G  Gm

[Verse 2] :
D          Bm             A       G
Everyone thinks that I've got it easy
D                Bm            A              G
Just 'cause it's true, doesn't mean that it's right
D             Bm        A              G
So pull up a chair, and put down your pitchfork
D          Bm                A          G
Give me a chance to show you what it's like
        Gm
to be a straight white male

[Bridge 2] :
Bm 
The churches never made me
     F#            G
Feel ashamed of who I am
Bm
But I get e-mails from Netflix
            F#              G
that g-mail doesn't mark as spam
Bm
My country's Constitution was
     F#            G
hand-written by my race
        D                 Bm
But my wife bought me the brand new iPhone
G       A            D
with an iPod Touch's case (it doesn't fit that phone)

[Chorus] :
G        A     D                G          A       D
Straight white male, I know the road looks tough ahead
F#
The women want rights
    Bm          G
The blacks want not to be called the blacks
Gm
Can't you just leave us alone?
     F#
And also, no, to the things you asked for
Nooooooo

G  F#  Bm (x6)
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[Chorus] : G A D G A D Straight white male, I know the road looks tough ahead F# The women want rights Bm G The African-Ameri-it doesn't work for the rhythm of this song Gm We used to have all the money and land We still do but it's not as fun now
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Bo Burnham – Are You Happy?

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Lyrics and Chords Bo Burnham – Are You Happy?

Artist : Bo Burnham
Song : Are You Happy?

[Intro] : F Am F Am Bb C

Dm                  Am    Bb
    Now the show is done
                   F             A                        Dm
I hope that you had gut-trembling or something resembling fun
                            Am
And if you watch this thing alone
    Bb                                               F                   A
You probably didn’t laugh, but maybe a few times you exhaled out of your nose
Dm                              Am
    But if you hated it, that’s fair
           Bb                                           F               C
But either way, could you find a little more time for a parting questionnaire?

F                              A       Bb
   On a scale from one to zero, are you happy?
F                                         A       Bb
   ‘Cause you’re on your own from here, so are you happy?
F                          A       Bb
   I’m open to suggestions, are you happy?
F                            Gm         A7     Bb
   But what the fuck kind of question is "Am I happy?"

  F                       A       Dm
I really wanna try to get happy
                         Bb
And I think that I could get it if I didn’t always
F                      A       Bb
Panic every time I’m unhappy like
              F
I’m owed some life
                        A
Where I’m always, like, happy
         Dm                            Bb
Which is stupid ‘cause I wouldn’t even want it if I got it
F                A       Bb        Bbm
Wait, oh god, my dad was right
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F A Bb So if you know or ever knew how to be happy F A Bb On a scale from one to two now, are you happy? F A Bb You’re everything you hated, are you happy? F A Bb Hey, look Ma, I made it, are you happy? [Outro] : F Am F Am Bb C
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