Wheeler Walker Jr. – Finger Up My Butt

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Wheeler Walker Jr. – Finger Up My Butt Chords and Lyrics

Artist : Wheeler Walker Jr.
Song : Finger Up My Butt

[Chorus] : 
B
Hold up, I think my dick got stuck
F#                   B
Slow down, 'cause I can't get it up
B                         E
Want me to fuck and then bust a nut?
                        F#           B
Then you gotta stick a finger up my butt
B
You can try, play with your tits
F#                 B
Go ahead, lick my balls a little bit
B                      E
If you want my dick inside your muff
                        F#           B
Then you gotta stick a finger up my butt

[Verse 1] : 
B                              E
Met a girl named Sally at the local pub
B                       F#
Not gonna lie she was a big fat tub
      B                         E
Went back to my place and then messed around
B                         F#           B
Couldn't get it up so we couldn't get down

[Chorus] : 
B
Hold up, I think my dick got stuck
F#                   B
Slow down, 'cause I can't get it up
B                         E
Want me to fuck and then bust a nut?
                        F#           B
Then you gotta stick a finger up my butt
B
You can try, play with your tits
F#                 B
Go ahead, lick my balls a little bit
B                      E
If you want my dick inside your muff
                        F#           B
Then you gotta stick a finger up my butt

[Solo] : B F# B (x2)

[Verse 2] : 
E               B
Me and Sally became good friends
E                      B
Called me up the next night and said
E          G#m
"Before we get back home
F#
Be a good boy and clean out your butthole"

[Chorus] : 
B
Hold up, I think my dick got stuck
F#                   B
Slow down, 'cause I can't get it up
B                         E
Want me to fuck and then bust a nut?
                        F#           B
Then you gotta stick a finger up my butt
B
You can try, play with your tits
F#                 B
Go ahead, lick my balls a little bit
B                      E
If you want my dick inside your muff
                        F#           B
Then you gotta stick a finger up my butt
                   F#           B
You gotta stick a finger up my butt
                   F#           E
You gotta stick a finger up my butt
    B
My butt

Wheeler Walker Jr. – Puss N Boots

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Wheeler Walker Jr. – Puss N Boots Chords and Lyrics

Artist : Wheeler Walker Jr.
Song : Puss N Boots

[Intro] : A

[Verse] : 
A
All those L.A. West Coast silicone women 
       E
Really think they're hot
E
But it's no fun titty fuckin' titties when the titties are 
A
Hard as rocks
A
And up in New York City all them uptight bitties 
        E
Like to shave their cooch
E
But I prefer a little fur on my burger 
                        A
If you're wantin' me to tell the truth

[Chorus] : 
                  D
I like my puss in boots
                        A
A girl who knows how to honky tonk
                E
Hums along to a Waylon tune
                          A
While she's hummin' on my cock and balls
                  D
I wanna girl in a cowboy hat
                          F#m
Her tongue knows where my butthole's at
                    E
Bush pokin' out her daisy dukes
                  A
I like my puss in boots
A
Boots

[Verse] : 
A
Well the girls in Chicago they can spit they can swallow 
             E
When they're on their knees
E
But it's hard to stay hard when when you're fuckin in a car
         A
And it's four degrees
A
All the girls in Milwaukee wanna slob on my cocky
      E
But I have to pass
E
Cuz I only get wood when dick is up a good ol'
A
Southern ass

[Chorus] : 
                  D
I like my puss in boots
                        A
A girl who knows how to honky tonk
                E
Hums along to a Willie tune
                          A
While she's hummin' on my cock and balls
                  D
I wanna girl in a cowboy hat
                          F#m
Her tongue knows where my butthole's at
                    E
Bush pokin' out her daisy dukes
                  A
I like my puss in boots
A
Boots

[Bridge] : 
E
Don't want them high heels on
E
When you're slidin' up and down my dong
E
And keep them fuckin' flip flops and your birkenstocks
E
Away from my hillbilly cock

[Chorus] : 
                  D
I like my puss in boots
                        A
A girl who knows how to honky tonk
                E
Hums along to a Wheeler tune
                          A
While she's hummin' on my cock and balls
                  D
I wanna girl in a cowboy hat
                          F#m
Her tongue knows where my butthole's at
                    E
Bush pokin' out her daisy dukes
                  A
I like my puss in boots
A
Boots

Wheeler Walker Jr. – Fightin’, Fuckin’, Fartin’

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Wheeler Walker Jr. – Fightin’, Fuckin’, Fartin’ Chords and Lyrics

Artist : Wheeler Walker Jr.
Song : Fightin', Fuckin', Fartin'

[Intro] : A   E   A   D    
          A   E   A   D   A

[Verse 1] :
A                   D
On my couch with a joint and a beer, 
E                  A
she don't like it i don't care.
A                   D
She gets pissed and I say chill, 
E             A 
she gets mad again.

[Chorus] :
A          E        A                D
Fightin', Fuckin', Fartin' till the end 
       A              E             A    D   A
and we wake up and we do it all again.
A           E        A                  D
Fightin', Fuckin', Fartin' through the night 
       A              E               A     D     A
and we wake up and we do it in the light.

[Verse 2] :
A                           D
She throws a punch then we roll into bed
E                  A
Rips a fart then gives me head
A                        D
Pound for awhile then i let one rip, 
E                A
then we fight again.

[Chorus] :
A          E        A                D
Fightin', Fuckin', Fartin' till the end 
       A              E             A    D   A
and we wake up and we do it all again.
A           E        A                  D
Fightin', Fuckin', Fartin' through the night 
       A              E               A    D   A
and we wake up and we do it in the light.

[Verse 3] :
A                  D
Same old sock and pink on the end 
E                        A
Cuz I'm full of gas and semen
A               D
Pull my finger, out comes the fart 
E                      A
And then she screams again.

[Chorus] :
A          E        A                D
Fightin', Fuckin', Fartin' till the end 
       A              E             A    D   A
and we wake up and we do it all again.
A           E        A                  D
Fightin', Fuckin', Fartin' through the night 
       A              E               A   D   A
and we wake up and we do it in the light.

Wheeler Walker Jr. – Family Tree

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Wheeler Walker Jr. – Family Tree Chords and Lyrics

Artist : Wheeler Walker Jr.
Song : Family Tree

[Verse 1] :
A                                                   E 
Girl you say that it's over that it's time for goodbye
E                                           A
but you were never the one that I had in my eye
A                                 E
no I only got close because honestly
E                                         A
I wanna climb all the way up your family tree

[Chorus] :
         D       A
cuz if I had my druthers
  E                   A
I'd buttfuck both your brothers
        D           A
then I'd grab your sister
         E             A
take her out back and fist her
   D             A
go down on your mama
  E                  A
start a whole lotta drama
          D        A
save your dad for last
        E             A
so I can eat out his ass

[Verse 2] :
A                           E
don't mean to upset you don't mean to offend
E                                         A
can you talk to your family and see if they're in?
A           
all the dinners and parties
                   E
I always felt they liked me
E                                     A
I wanna nail everyone in your family tree

[Chorus] :
D               A
dont need your lovin'
        E                  A
rather suck off all your cousins
          D          A
then I'll grab your auntie
       E                    A
finger fuck her through her panties
           D          A
then I'll grab uncle Andy
         E               A
reach around give him a handy
      D              A
give your grandpa a call
         E             A 
so I can tickle his balls

[Bridge] :
E
need a little lovin'
        D          A
and I know it's a sin
E
girl you're real special
           D             A
I'd rather be with your kin
E                           
I think your sister likes me
    D                 A
she smiles at me and then 
E
she goes down

[Chorus] :
         D       A
cuz if I had my druthers
  E                   A
I'd buttfuck both your brothers
        D           A
then I'd grab your sister
         E             A
take her out back and fist her
   D             A
go down on your mama
  E                  A
start a whole lotta drama
          D        A
save your dad for last
        E             A
so I can eat out his ass

Wheeler Walker Jr. – Redneck Shit

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Wheeler Walker Jr. – Redneck Shit Chords and Lyrics

Artist : Wheeler Walker Jr.
Song : Redneck Shit

[Intro] : Bb   G
          G    C

[Verse 1] :
G
American by birth and Southern by the grace of God
           C                            G
Means that everything I do, I do it right
G
New York and California, you can go and have your fun
         C                            G
But down here I got a list of what I like

[Chorus 1] :
      Bb         
Eating tater tots and pussy
         F
Sucking Mountain Dew and tits
         C
Kick my grandpa in his nutsack
         G
Then I suck my boss' dick
         Bb                            F
Fuck my cousin in her asshole 'fore I finished on her tits
 C        
Then I shoot my neighbor's cat
   C                 G
I love that redneck shit

[Verse 2] :
G
You can make your jokes at us and giggle all you want
        C                                     G
But my friends and me man, we don't give a lick
G
If you can read this then the bitch fell off, that's a sticker on a bike
                C                              G
Sure, but it's also a tattoo inked on my dick

[Chorus 2] :
       Bb                                F
Taking pictures of my momma while she's tryna take a shit
           C                              G
Then I'm throwing rocks at cripples and I laugh when they get hit
         Bb                           F  
Pull my pecker out at Wal-Mart then I pop my sister's zits
         C
Jacking off my neighbor's dog
C                     G
I love that redneck shit

[Verse 3] :
G
People think we're crazy man, they think we're all insane
        C                                G
Take a visit and I swear you'll never leave
G
You can stay at grandma's house, she'll cook you up some country ham
            C                             G
And after dinner you can nibble on her beave'

[Chorus 3] :
     Bb                                F
Met a biddie at the swap meet then I fucked her for a bit
          C                          G
Shoved a dildo up my asshole just to see if it could fit
     Bb                              F
Buy a bunch of nudie magazines, the ones that show the clit
        C         
Then I tongue my brother’s butt
C                      G
I love that redneck shit
C         G 
Redneck shit!

Wheeler Walker Jr. – Beer, Weed, Cooches

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Wheeler Walker Jr. – Beer, Weed, Cooches Chords and Lyrics

Artist : Wheeler Walker Jr.
Song : Beer, Weed, Cooches

[Intro] : E A B E

[Verse 1] :
E             A              E
Friday night, friends at the bar
E        B               E   
Outside, hotboxed in the car
E               A     E
Heard the band, steel guitar
B                             A
So we followed our way to the song

E       A        E 
Inside, group of hot girls
E                  B           E
Locked eyes with a cute little squirrel
E                A              E
Band's swinging, take her for a twirl
B                             A
So we danced all night to the song

[Chorus] :
E           B
Beer, weed, cooches
E              A
And honky tonk music
E   B     E
All night long

E              B
Stoned, drunk, fucked up
    E          A
I'm gettin' my dick sucked
E   B     E
All night long

[Verse 2] :
E             A      E
Took a break, headed outside
E               B         E
Pass the joint, girls got high
E            A            E
My squirrel, glaze in her eye
B                        A
So I knew it wouldn't be long

E           A         E
Making out, got a big bone
E             B         E
Feeling good, gonna get blown
E                     A              E
Then the band started playing George Jones
B                              A
So we went back in to hear the song

[Chorus] :
E           B
Beer, weed, cooches
E              A
And honky tonk music
E   B     E
All night long

E              B
Stoned, drunk, fucked up
    E          A
I'm gettin' my dick sucked
E   B     E
All night long

[Bridge] :
A
Last call and we had a good buzz
E
Grabbed some beer and the girls with us
A           
Drove back, copped her in the fuzz
B
With the radio playin' that song for us

[Solo] : E B E A (x2)
         E B

[Verse 3] :
E          A        E
Back home, stereo's up
E                     B          E
Sturgill's singnin, a song about drugs
E                A           E
Girl's drinking, smokin' and stuff
B                                A
So we listened real close to the song

E           A       E
Me and her, bedroom time
E                 B           E
Through the wall, still stood time
E                  A        E
Ol' dick sucked, I like her kind
B                              A
So we smoked and fucked to the song

[Chorus] :
E           B
Beer, weed, cooches
E              A
And honky tonk music
E   B     E
All night long

E              B
Stoned, drunk, fucked up
    E          A
I'm gettin' my dick sucked
E   B     E
All night long
E       B     E
And all night long

Wheeler Walker Jr. – Fuck You Bitch

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Wheeler Walker Jr. – Fuck You Bitch Chords and Lyrics

Artist : Wheeler Walker Jr.
Song : Fuck You Bitch

[Verse] :
              A
You say we’re done
                   D
You packed up your stuff
            A
It’s really over
                D
Said you’ve had enough
            F#
There’s one thing
            Bm7
I’d like to say
          D
‘Fore you leave

[Chorus] :
         A
Fuck you bitch
             D
You broke my heart
           A
Fuck your friends
               D
For tearing us apart
          F#
Fuck your dog
                    Bm7
Hope he never comes home
         D
Fuck you bitch
         E       A
Hope you wind up alone

D A D

[Verse] :
           A
Now you’re gone
           D
And I’m by myself
         A
Jerkin’ off
                  D
To pictures on my cell
    F#
But before
                Bm7
I swipe on your face
       D
I just scream

[Chorus] :
         A
Fuck you bitch
             D
You broke my heart
           A
Fuck your friends
               D
For tearing us apart
          F#
Fuck your dog
                    Bm7
Hope he never comes home
         D
Fuck you bitch
         E       A
Hope you wind up alone

D A D

[Verse] :
        A
Word is out
                  D
You found someone new
       A
Well I hope
               D
He does it for you
       F#
But if not
               Bm7
And you call me up
         D
Darlin’, please

[Chorus] :
         A
Fuck you bitch
             D
You broke my heart
           A
Fuck your friends
               D
For tearing us apart
          F#
Fuck your dog
                    Bm7
Hope he never comes home
         D
Fuck you bitch
         E       A
Hope you wind up alone